trips to walmart

so last night i went to walmart to get some milk b/c we were out and with kenny being in school all day, it's the only time i can go. sadie was already in bed and the little guy wanted to go with me, so i brought him with me in his cars jammies and lightnin mcqueen slippers and his tony hawk sweatshirt (yes its already that chilly up here at night!). on the way in a few young ppl thought he was the cutest thing they ever saw haha! we get back to the dairy section and they have NO MILK!!! how can u not have milk!?!? i got all mad b/c i drove all the way there, wasted my gas and they had no freakin' milk! so i had to go back today to get milk b/c we ran out today, which is the reason i went LAST night so we wouldn't run out today! rrggh! so after sadie gets up from her nap (LATE!) i feed her boobymilk and oatmeal and green beans (she made the funny faces today hehe!). she wanted a second booby after she ate and against my better judgement i gave it to her. i packed her up in her carseat and with the sounds of my terribly upset and bawling son lingering in my ears, we go off to walmart. they're lucky they had milk tonite. i made it quite clear to my daughter that mommy was not gonna be very happy if they didn't have milk stocked. she responded with her usual smiles and giggles and coos and i forgot i was supposed to be angry lol. i still get awed by God's grace that he let me have her. she is my beautiful miracle baby and i just keep thanking God for her. needless to say, they had milk. good. horray for me. someone did their job. i grabbed the 3 gallons of milk i needed and we were off to the next aisle for juice and salad stuff and bread. i always talk to my kids when i shop. tell them what we're doing and what i'm looking for next. i'm so weird sometimes, i know. i get all the stuff i need and get to checkout. sadie was an angel like always but as i was paying for the food, she decides to empty her bowels for all creation to smell!! OMG! there is nothing worse than buttered-popcorn-smelling-green-bean-poop!! she got it all over her onesie, pants and blanket! needless to say i had to do her laundry as soon as i got home. here's a mystery i haven't been able to figure out: why is it that when babies poop, it gets all over everything else they have on except their diaper??? isn't that what a diaper is there for? how did her little butt cheeks stay clean?? i'll never understand haha!